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Lost — in Plain Sight

Hidden Lake, by the Norwegian Artist, Steve Henderson I am on a Most Wanted list. Actually, it’s more like the Lost and Found of my high school alumnae committee, which for the last 30 years has...

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The Summer of Our Contentment

Dahlia Girl, by the Norwegian Artist, Steve Henderson So, I’m sitting in a parked car, doing yet another one of those 20-minute chauffeur trips for the progeny that turns into 85, and I’m bored. Ahead...

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Heigh ho Silver — Away! Onward, Burnt Orange!

Incandescence, by the Norwegian Artist, Steve Henderson For the first time in our lives, we own a car that is not silver. Now I’m not complaining about a line of used, drab, yawningly prosaic vehicles,...

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Sleeping Felines and Why They’re So Important

Garden Gatherings, by the Norwegian Artist, Steve Henderson It’s amazing what you can learn by sitting on the porch all afternoon, watching the cats. Like this: cats sleep a lot. What is it — 18, 19...

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Are they Brats or Simply Bored Children?

I just spent 90 minutes in a 12 x 15 room with a bored two-year old. It’s not enough that the room didn’t have toys and books, it also didn’t have padded walls, which I would have used even if the...

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The Dog Ate My (extremely expensive, Italian leather, got them on sale) Sandals

Emerald Dreams, by the Norwegian Artist, Steve Henderson For the longest time, I’ve wanted to write about my $129 leather sandals. Now that I’ve launched my image of chic chick who shimmies through...

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Baby Boomer Grandparents — We do it our way

There’s dried fettuccini on the bathroom floor, which is a variation from the usual wet towels, but this time it’s not the teenagers’ fault. Toddler has been rummaging around the cupboards, plunging...

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It’s a Good Hair Day and I Can Do Anything!

I am so ready to tackle the world today. Tackling the world on a good hairday, Canyon Silhouettes by Steve Henderson I just got back from getting my hair cut, and for this one day, my hair will be...

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The Golden Compass in My Head Is Made of Plastic

Like any married couple, the Norwegian Artist and I have divvied the duties through the years – you know, cooking, laundry, mucking out the goat pen. I’ll happily fold socks. Given a choice between...

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The Rise of the Feminist Revolution and the Fall of Old Fashioned Courtesy

Before we progress further on this discussion, allow me to clarify an important point: I do know how to open doors. Yup. I know how to open a variety of doors. Bayside by Steve Henderson Fine Art....

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